List of Film/Theatre reviews:
Yes we spelt it correctly, the two &&'s are MEANT to be there.
This here's the film section. Can you guess what we review here? Well, if you don't then you should get your eyes checked out or something, I don't know.
Although the expense of going to the cinema is high nowadays, we will review/mock films released recently through the combined power of us three, because we can count. If there are no decent films out (which is 98% of the time), we will find you some films that we picked out the £1 basket on our way here. If we're feeling nice, we may review some decent films of the past, providing they were given a score of 100/100 by us before we reviewed it. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make sense, I just realised.
Although the expense of going to the cinema is high nowadays, we shall go to watch recent films without asking for a large tip...maybe...Okey we might just rob your parents. But overall it is gonna be free, I mean, how much kinder can we be without coming to your lessons and writing your homework for you. Don't ask if we can do that... please 0_0 I beg you. We are all big fans of post-apocalyptic films, 'cos they're fun! ^ ^
Although the expense of going to the cinema is high nowadays, we shall go to watch recent films for one of two reasons; 1: so to inform you of the ending of the film you have yet to watch, simply to save you fuel on going to watch it (we're trying to be brown here... like green but without thought for the environment) or 2: so to tell you that the film is so good that it is the purist urine of a great God and so you should spent substantial amount to watch this amazing amout of what will turn out to be pure kitten vomit.
