Bruce Banner would be proud...

May 17, 2009
So yeah, I managed to make some pretty nice looking banners for our site after many days years of planning. Enjoy.

Each banner is different for each section, keeping each section unique and the like. Take a look around and bask in the glory of the pretty pictures.

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Doctor Riddick?

April 16, 2009
I have recently seen the new Doctor What(?) episode concerning a bus, a desert, a rather attractive thief and some strange guy in a coat.

If you are unable to see the New Doctor When(?) Episode, just go and buy Pitch Black... y'know that film where Riddick kills everything... its the prequal to that film where Riddick kills everything.
 
My point is that this Doctor Theywhatnow(?!) episode is almost exactly the same as Pitch Black, save for the lack of loveable characters and a happy ending.

Im h...
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The Freshest Smelling Bullets...

March 30, 2009
Now... im not completely sure on how far reaching the copyright laws go... so I'm going to be careful on this rant.

Recently a popular male deodorant released a new line of deodorant canisters known from here on in as Bobcat Projectiles.
I assume that these new portable bursts of chemical freshness is designed for those people who watched the advert and actually believe that using this aerosol will turn you into irrestable chocolate. So i have constructed an instruction manual:

1: If you believ...
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Is "Screamo" An Actual Genre?

March 19, 2009
After a bit of thought I was inclined to ponder this dilemma, everyone seems to refer to certain bands as this mysterious genre called "Screamo" which I think is just a load of complete nonsense! Sure, screaming is a style of vocalising that I am all too familiar with, but this style is usually associated with the metal/hardcore genre.

What with all the madness with genres nowadays, with new bands coming along just deciding what their sound is called [The most amusing of which was known as "Po...
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Posted by Natt. Posted In : Debate 

 

Tanks For The Memory

March 17, 2009

Who would have thought that Tank Girl would have been so much fun to sit through?, still... fun wont last forever.

Tank Girl: 97 minutes of femininity, violence, femininity, violence and suggestive themes. If you're an animal lover beware: more animals die in this film than in all of the Disney films put together. Which, when you think about it.... is quite a few...

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Comments? Sure!

March 5, 2009
After dragging my limp, bloodless body out of the hospital from the loss of blood earlier, I worked out how to include user comments on our reviews!

Simply scroll down to the end of the review (so you at least pretend you've read it), type in a nickname and then comment away! Keep it nice though, or we'll come to your house and scream at your door. We may also review the comment you make, as an example for what NOT to say when talking about our reviews. Who knows? You may even be featured on t...
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Site up and running! ^^

March 4, 2009
Yay! After much hard work and sweat and BLOOD we finally finished our page.... which was pretty much ALL of Stingray's work. Stingray is now in hospital from extreme blood loss because of it.

*Awaits Cheer*

*Hears No Enthusiasm* O_<

Damn \=

Well now since it's published online, you can take a look at what we have said and become insulted by our warped opinions on things. We hope you enjoy our work, we have put the least effort possible into it.
Seriously
Natt was stoned during most of his reviews ;...
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Who are we..?

March 4, 2009

We are the Hippocrites. We're overly analitical, ignorant to common sense, ignorant to happiness and we're here to help you, but not because we want to. Nah, we're joking, we love you really. We're smart, so listen to us. 

You may not actually know what we do yet, so here's a little clue as to what we do:

Grass grows, Birds fly and we analyse, criticise and on occasion completely destroy.

No work of any kind is safe from us, we'll find those musicians, those games, films and developers, t...


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